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The collective noun for Lycra clad cyclists that herd together on the road blocking traffic and acting like their shit doesn’t stink.
I’m sorry I was late to the meeting, I got stuck behind an arsehole of cyclists that held traffic up for 8 miles.
someone who operates a bicycle in dark or low light conditions with no lights or reflectors and usually wearing dark clothing. Ninja cyclists typically ride against traffic and/or on sidewalks in violation of local laws.
(after slamming on brakes) "I didnt even see that ninja cyclist blow that stop sign. I could have hit him"
Someone that owns or once owned a bicycle but rarely (if ever) used it. They will often refer to their keenness for cycling when stepping in on a debate between motorist and cyclist to offer support to the motorist.
The keen cyclists main objective is to provide backup for motorists and tell actual cyclists they are wrong.
"As a keen cyclist myself I disagree. It’s important cyclists know how to share road with drivers."
A group of three or more cyclists gathering or travelling on a public road.
As used when describing a "Flock of birds", "School of fish", etc
He was late for work as he encountered a "Nuisance of cyclists" blocking the road.
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When you're on your push bike and the car in front washes their windscreen and you get covered in screen wash.
I got a lovely cyclist's shower on the way into work this morning
When a cyclist stops at a junction or red light and tries to keep balance without placing feet on ground. Very similar to cow tipping, window down and push.
“Dude, You see him trying to keep balance on peddles........roll down window.......fucking CYCLIST TIPPING is AWESOME!!!! Stupid peddle wanker!!”
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