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exercise in futility

I. an action that is generally pointless and will have no effect.

II. A discussion that is useless in the bigger picture and in which neither party is actually right, even thought both sides of the argument try to win every time.

I. washing your car before a thunderstorm is an exercise in futility
Ia. trying to exterminate cockroaches

II. the unending fight over whether rock is better than rap.

by Herzlos March 19, 2008

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resistance is futile

Resistance is futile! If less than 0.7 ohms...

Mr. Superconductor: Resistance is futile!

by Fractal-Pterodactyl December 24, 2011

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Futility Belt

A belt that is too small to fit around your waist, even after sucking in and squeezing it around your super-fat love handles.

Rachel was going to wear that silver belt I lent her, but after struggling with it for ten minutes she decided that it was a futility belt and wore the brown one instead.

by SuperKate April 27, 2009

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exercise in futility

When parts of your body are still jiggling long after you have stopped running.

Jennifer was the only one in the gym who considered her workout to be an exercise in futility, since the men all appreciated that her boobs were still bouncing long after she got off the treadmill.

by leroywaggle June 14, 2011

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Pointless Exercise in Futility

1. An action that achieves no end or goal.

2. An action to achieve a goal that is unachievable.

3. An action that achieves an end or goal that is in itself pointless

Trying to culture an american is a pointless exercise in futility.

by Old_Bean August 24, 2005

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futilee

A very epic TikTok mutual of mine who is very funny and cool.

@futilee is a very nice person with a great sense of humour that you should follow on TikTok

Person 1: Do you know the tiktoker @ futilee?
Person 2: yes @ futilee is very swag.

by goshityourpants July 24, 2021


futilation

The process of discouraging and thwarting anyone who attempts to improve things.

I don't know what the fuck they think they're doing in Congress, but the one thing they excel at is futilation.

by Cynicool April 2, 2017