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Gnarl

Noun:
Something tightly twisted and swollen.

Verb:
1.) Twist into a deformed or damaged state.
2.) Make noises and remarks of displeasure and disapproval

Noun:
"The old boxer's fists were two gnarls."

Verb:
1.) "The dog gnarled the chew toy."
2.) "That woman is so wild she gnarled at me!"

by Vananator June 25, 2010

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gnarled penis

The kind of penis that Clay from Sons of Anarchy has, with which he uses to fuck various members of the motorcycle club.

Really thick, twisted, veiny, just kinda gnarrrrled. Looks like a gnarled treestump, or perhaps that it got halfway through a paper shredder then it got ripped out. Could be mistaken for a wonky tree root, or a dusty burlap sack. Most often flaccid, the gnarled penis can become violent and unpredictable when erect, leading to either highly awkward or highly violent encounters, depending upon the owner of the gnarled penis in question.

First appears in Season 2 Episode 4: Clay pulls out his gnarled penis to show the dirty Mexicans he means business. Later on in this season, he threatens Gemma to suck on his gnarled penis if she doesn't hand over the letters that Tara has, which incriminate him in John Teller's murder.

(Said in a gruff, Clay-like voice): "Gemma, you don't gimme those letters, you gonna hafta suck on mah gnaarrrllled penis. You hear me, bitch? mah gnarled penis"

by jayfinator December 13, 2011

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gnarls barkley

The duo of the soulful, southern legend Cee-Lo, and the lucrative and jazzy production credited to Danger Mouse. This group is huuuuuuuuuuggggggge in the UK, and they make great music.

the other day i was listening to Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy", and it's been the only thing i listen to in my ipod for 1 month straight.

by baracudablack April 3, 2006

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Gnarls Gnarlington

Some mythical guy Charlie Sheen refers to when attempting to approvingly describe someone. Probable reference to the word "gnarly" ("balls out danger" sense).

"Todd Zeile is a Gnarls Gnarlington," Sheen said not long after ranting about people who wished they were him for eternity (Dr. Drew and Nancy Grace apparently on that list) and people he wished he was for ten minutes (Colin Farrell, Sean Penn).

by sterculus March 10, 2011


Smoking Gnarl

A person who is 25 and looks 45, drives a 1985 saturn with at least one missing hub cab.. Usually seen outside a supermarket shivering next to the " smokers pole"

The smoking gnarl rear ended me . Since the gnarl had no insurance since they spend all their money on cigerettes, I had to pay my own repair bill

by TGCCME February 19, 2011

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Schralp the gnarl

To athletically excel in challenging conditions, such as deep powder while skiing or large waves while surfing.

After a large snowstorm on Mammoth mountain, Mark can't wait to schralp the gnarl.

by Spiezio March 21, 2007

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gnarls in charge

whenever something extremely burly goes down that is so huge its even bigger than gnarly and is in referance to the 80's sitcom charles in charge

that sunburn on that dude is gnarls in charge

by trixxy b damned May 6, 2006

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