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A male homosexual.
"Mama damn near vapor locked when she found out Rock Hudson was a tadpole gourmet."
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The act of running a marathon while devouring large amounts of food.
A mimigame in Kirby.
Man: Let's run a gourmet race!
Man 2: No way man you always beat me.
Man: TELL NO ONE!!!
An expert on spunk than can tell the race, age, and time since last ejaculation just by the taste.
I taught that little Spunk Gourmet a lesson and ate a bunch of asparagus before she blew me.
A swift attack to a man's groin using any manner of objects, such as the foot or a Hockey stick.
If he gets in your way give him the gourmet shot!
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The Impatient Gourmet is a sexual position in which one woman stands on her head naked with her legs spread, while the other woman goes and orders a pizza.
"My gustatory cravings were overpowering my sexual desires, so I had to give her the Impatient Gourmet."
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n. to slap slap someone's face with a limp penis as if it was a wet noodle.
n. a chinese restaurant in new brunswick, nj
My girl kept talking after sex, so i gave her a noodle gourmet so she'd shut the fuck up already.
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The expensive smoke... MARIJUANA!
"I don't smoke cigarettes, I only smoke the gourmet tobacco."
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