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the handshake

A variation to the shocker or bowling ball. The shocker's slogan is, "Two in the pink, one in the stink". The handshake is, "Four in the pink, one in the stink". As the name implies the action resembles a handshake.

Brie was tired of getting a shocker. She thought she was big enough for the handshake. When Curtis gave it to her, she screamed.

by Traviss August 5, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Handshake

Giving props for a job well done.

Player 1 : That was a awesome head shot *shakes*
Player 2 : thanks, wha i dont even get $5 for that?

by Foug January 19, 2004

9๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


bavarian handshake

The act of passing one's hand through one's own lederhosen crotch flap, to shake someone else's hand. Popular at German (and German-themed) festivals.

Franz's Bavarian handshake caught me off guard--but what a grip!

by Lawrence Main June 25, 2017


Vagina Handshake

How Trump Greets a beautiful woman.

When you're rich or a celebrity, you can do pretty much anything you want, so when I meet a beautiful woman I walk right up to her and grab her by the pussy, and give her a vagina handshake.

by Chas501 December 31, 2016

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Bingley Handshake

A good old fashioned wank into an abandoned sock or glove

Bingley Handshake

by Greg_the_Smeg February 14, 2019


Handshakes with Snakes

Verb: (หˆhan(d)หŒSHฤk/,wiTH/snฤk-S/) Orig: Victorian England c. 1535(AD)
Slang verbiage, historically meaning "clandestine hand-jobs with strangers".

Modernly, it is used in conjunction with, or to replace the verb "fap" or "fapping" in groups(strangers or otherwise).

Ed liked handshakes with snakes, at the park, on sunny afternoons.

Allen and his friends had a handshakes with snakes session, all afternoon.

by FaeSkrinkles42 May 18, 2016


Scomo Handshake

When someone tries to shake your hand but you don't want to.

So they pick up any one of your hands and shake it like a dead fish for a second and then drop it down and walk away.

Named after Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison aka "Scomo" who went on a holiday to Hawaii during the 2019/2020 Australian Bushfire National Crisis.

"I saw a cute girl at a party and she didn't want a bar of me so I gave her a "Scomo Handshake."

by WazfromAus January 3, 2020