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A sweatshirt with a hood and normally a large pocket at the front, which is useful for storing sweets, washing pegs, and ipods, as well as keeping the hands warm. It is shower/ drizzle proof and is therefore popular with people who dislike carrying umbrellas, because of its accessible hood. This very comfortable, practical garment can be worn by both genders and all ages. Guide to how to wear it:
>75F-Round your waist
65-75F with shorts
45-65F with trousers, preferably jeans
<45F under a coat
I was getting cold just sitting in the shade, so I put my hoodie on.
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The penultimate article of clothing. Following the lead are jeans.
Hoodies are another name for "hooded sweatshirt." While all hoodies sport stomach pockets, some hoodies are zipped and some aren't. Does it matter? It shouldn't.
"d00d, ph33r t3h NiNj4 h00di3."
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a hoodie, also known as a hooded sweatshirt. they often have kangaroo pockets or a vertical zipper down the center similar to a windbreaker jacket style.
avissa: omg its so cold give me my hoodie
Selena: no im using yours sorry
An article of clothing, very comfortable and practical. Also used by fat girls and fat guys to hide all that fucking fat, seriously. Almost every fat person I've meet that tries to act "sexy" wears a hoody to make themselves look more appealing. Maybe it's just me.
A nice pouch at the front that can be used to hide/keep several things, legal or not. Unlike sweaters and just about any other form of clothing for the winter, hoodies take less than 5 seconds to put on (same goes for women HOLY SHIT).
Many believe that your a poser/criminal if you wear one. Mind you, these are the same type of people who view everything stereotypically. Hoodie? Obviously you must be a poser gangsta wanna be or a criminal. You like how it looks? NO FUCKING WAY, theres no such thing as liking an article of clothing. It MUST be because your a poser.
(they label everything I tells yeah)
that's not to say it isn't actually worn by SOME posers.
"HAHA LOOK AT THE POSER HAHA YOUR NOT BLACK!!!"
"Not black? So all black people act a certain way? Please continue with your non stereotypical views"
QUIT HIDING THE FAT
Hoodie
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Primitive tribal clothing item commonly seen in large quantities around street corners, public toilets and McDonald's Restaurants in town centres up and down Britain, and almost certainly in any recently-stolen car. Consists of sweater-like top with hood, designed primarily to shield the wearer from CCTV cameras, store detectives, police patrols, and others who might seek to violate the wearer's precious Human Rights(tm) by prosecuting them for theft or possession of controlled substances. Often worn in conjunction with thick-brimmed baseball cap, acne, and a fixed, slack-jawed expression.
Example 1:
"Can you describe the mugger, madam?"
"Yes, officer. He was gangly, with pasty complexion and spots, wearing a hoodie, baseball cap, baggy tracksuit bottoms, white trainers, gold sovereign rings and a thick gold chain. Also he looked a bit backward."
"Unfortunately that doesn't narrow it down very much, madam."
Example 2:
"Man, f'n gerraht 'ere, yeh? Ge'tcha f'n hoodie, yeh? Ga'hn twoccin' innit?"
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hoodrat
someone thats a slut and drsses skanky , will sleep with anyone
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the part that hangs over on an uncircumcised penis
my twin boys each have a hoodie -- one of them was too small to be "done" at the hospital, and we never went back to get them "done"
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