Jaffe

a physically distorted kid, who has no friends, and ownt have nay in new jersey either, pro nto peeign himself
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hey look at that jaffe, people are throwing feises at him!

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On your jaff

To be on your own - without any friends

"Are you on your jaff?"

"Hurry up mate, I'm all on my jaff"

The Jaffe Special

When you walk in the room and you see your boy giving her the good time you think that's the jaffe special if I've evrer seen it. Then you close the door and the jaffe special stays with you for ever. Notoriously attracting native stumons to your area. Careful if you loose the jaffe special the stumon will leave faster than your dad.

Tom " do you know where Alex is?"

José " yeah, in the other room giving your wife the jaffe special "

Tom " Better watch out for that stumon "

José " The jaffe special stays with you for ever "
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jaff it about

Verb. To "jaff" or "jaff it about" would be to expose your gentalia and wave it or shake it about sillily, enthusiastically and proudly for everyone to see. Perhaps you would hold your trousers half down with one hand and raise the other in the air while moving your hips around. This term originates from Oswestry, Shropshire and has soon spread across Mid-Wales and can even be heard in Brampton, near Carlisle in Cumbria...

"D'ya dare me to walk in the club and just jaff it about in front of everyone?!"
"Yeah, that'd be awesome!"

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up your jaffe

An unpleasant object shoved up places they do not belong.

Up your Jaffe, Jordan.

Jordan, I hope you shove that soccer ball up your Jaffe.

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up your jaffe

Up your arse!

Stick it up your jaffe!

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Jaffe Anomaly

An outlier in the data, often cited to strengthen one’s argument.

“It’s not hard to get into Wharton, after all Trump went there”
“Guy stop invoking the Jaffe Anomaly!”