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Kill Me With a Spoon

A phrase used to indicate a desperate attempt to suicide, meaning you'd be willing to kill yourself with anything, including a spoon which, by the way, is probably the most non-lethal item known to mankind.

dude 1: hey didja parents see your report card?
dude 2: omg kill me with a spoon.

by bob shmoffendoodle March 26, 2011

31πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


killing me softly

the feeling you have when you are forced to endure something really unpleasant but avoiding that thing would actually be a lot worse

Studying for this test is killing me softly, but failing the test would be worse.

by Ravenne April 19, 2009

255πŸ‘ 55πŸ‘Ž


you kill me

this basically means that you make me laugh uncontrollably , to the point where I am literally near fainting

niki : girl, she smell like toothpaste

joy: girl, you kill me

by ------queen September 26, 2019

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please kill me

something that someone says when they wanna die u feel

hey u guys i cant believe that just happened please kill me

by suspiciousleaf August 6, 2017

77πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Killing me off

When people do something so annoying you want to die and you want to say something that doesn’t make them seem annoying

Man your killing me off over this.

by BØRΔ–D December 28, 2019


Please kill me

A feeling that has yet to be expressed or defined properly in the English language, the closest definition being that one wants to die but is so obscenely done with the world that they see no reason to do it themselves and would much rather have someone else end this current state of shitty existence for them.

Person: existing
Person: β€œfuck, just please kill me, I can’t do any of this anymore.”

by JustFknDone September 14, 2018

43πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Just Kill Me!

Gimme A Break Or I Can`t Believe It!
I Can`t Believe What`s Happening!

Are You Going To That Family Gathering ?
- Just Kill Me!

by MrNudityyy February 7, 2009

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