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when you have a 3 way with a hermaphrodite and a girl you both get to have it your way
hey honey want to try burger king
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A fast food restaurant in which real burgers and real fries are sold. Only one single Whopper will make you cry "Mercy!" and have you full within the first 5 bites. Fries are deep fried heaven. On a scale of 1-10 on how much it beats McDonald's, BK gets a 20.
In other words, MUCH better than McDick's plastic fries and burgers.
Man #1: "Oh man, the king satisfied me so much last night."
Man #2: "You had sex with a king last night?"
Man #3: "Nah man, I had a Double Whopper from Burger King at 1 in the morning."
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Probably the best burger joint ever created. It pwns the life out of McDonalds, Is acually ADDING new things, and is better than any burger joint. You really are not alive untill you eat a king sized, flame broiled whopper. And ya won't get fat.
Fat kid: Oh god, McDonalds is the Bomb! I might have had a few heart attacks, but I'm LOVIN IT!
Skinny kid: I've never eaten McDonalds...cuz the Burger King PWNZ McDonalds!
Fat kid:...Shut up. *Falls over*
Skinny kid:...Lol.
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A fast food restaurant which is better than McDonald's and you can have it your way.
Person 1: Let go eat at Mcdonalds
Person 2: No way! Let's eat at burger king we can have it are way.
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Where the half-witted post teenage pregnancy "managers" tell everyone what to do, because their lives revolve around 2 minutes.
I need a whopper cheese for the window right away!!!111, I'm a "cook" and I see shit all from hurrying so I'm gonna cook even slower.
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Burger King or commonly referred by the abbreviation BK is a fast-food type restaurant which serves principally Burgers. Burger King is famous for their iconic burgers such as the Whopper, the long chicken Burger, etc. The restaurant is known to grill the burgers with a flame grill instead of a heat plate. Burger King is commonly referred as the biggest rival of McDonald's.
Today I'm gonna eat a Whopper at Burger King, I hope I'll have my burger my way.
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When you approach someone in a fast food resturant in an attempt to flirt with a hot person but you just end up being socially awkward.
I was at a burger king yesterday, and I saw someone totally Burger Kinging the cashier.
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