learner's block

Inability to learn something, particularly due to psychological pressure. Often takes an existential threat to break.

From the first book of Harry Potter, and associated movie, comes this famous example:
Ron Weasley had a learner's block on Wingardium Leviosa, only broken during the toilet scene - he lifted the troll's club and KO'd the ugly thing.

visual learner

A visual learner, also known as a retard, is someone who struggles to learn using any sort of stimulus that isn't directly in front of them, being presented in an easy to learn fashion.

Visual learners tend to not know how to read, write, do basic maths or socialise with the rest of society.

Barry your a retard
No, bro, I'm a visual learner

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Exceptional Learner

An oxymoron, this term refers to disabled students, mainly those with mental disabilities. This term does not refer to high-achieving students, or highly intelligent students. "Exceptional" in the term is a nice way of saying any of the following: retarded, handicapped, helmet-wearing, parapalegic, disturbed, etc. One should not, however, be mislead into thinking that persons who simply have a physical handicap are automatically stupid.

Fight softy political correctness that is misleading, and refer to exceptional learners as what they are: retarded, disabled, handicapped.
OR
"That exceptional learner's helmet is exceptionally shiny."

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learner driver

When a passenger in a moving vehicle has his hand around his penis while the driver is bunny hopping the vehicle causeing the stop start motion to toss off the passenger

Dave: Scooter what the hell are you driving like that for
Scooter: its ok le snacks is doing the learner driver in the back

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Sexperiential Learner

Someone who learns through sexual experiences and is drawn to sexual experiences where they learn

Yossef is an sexperiential learner, he loves trying new things and growing from them during sex.

visual learner

When you're functionally illiterate and despite "visualizing" can't seem to comprehend anything requiring abstract thought.

Dylan failed high school chemistry because he failed to read the textbook or work through any of the practice examples. Being a visual learner staring at balls and sticks did not teach him stoichiometry.

Learner Beater

Any motor vehicle purchased for the purpose of being used by a learner driver to receive their probationary license.
They're usually an older second hand vehicles purchased for cheap.

Terry bought a little learner beater from this dodgy bloke in Frankston a few days ago