leave me dry

She gets all the cum sucked out of you

Oh baby, leave me dry again.

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Leave me alone

It means Don’t go I want attention
In a girls way

“Leave me alone!”
This means don’t go

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leave me out of the loop

Updated slang for “count me out.”

Hell no, leave me out of the loop!

Leave me Alone Boots

Boots that are worn to repel and/or discourage the interested from making come ons and requests to be bed-buddies. Designed to befunctional and boring. Very un-sexy

Worn by:

1) The VERY faithful girlfriend

2) The uninterested or uninteresting

Tom: Dude, guaranteed, tonight I'm gonna get with Kayla

Big D: No you're not. She's wearing Leave me Alone Boots. Best to leave her be

*later that night and 5 failed attemps later*

Tom: Dude you were right. I got right smacked on the last one.

Big D: You shoulda paid attention dude. Leave me Alone boots means Leave them Alone

Don't leave me flaccid

1. A request made to continue pleasuring a man's genitalia.
2. To stop in the middle of a story

1. I haven't cum yet! Come on, don't leave me flaccid!
2. And then.... what!? You can't stop like that, don't leave me flaccid!!!

leave me the fuck alone

Aggressive way to ask that someone or a group of people cease to continue to annoy the fuck out of someone.

Leave me the fuck alone, for fuck sake! I can't even masturbate in private; much less do anything else. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!

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leave me in your mother

A phrase, origin of which is in Hebrew and now is probably the most popular phrase in Israel. It's equivalent to "leave me alone" but carries a kind of sarcastic meaning. it's usually used when someone proposes to you something and you just refuse because it either doesn't interest you or you just don't care.

He: Hey man let's kick his ass outa here
Me: ahhh...Leave me in you mother

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