God of Maple Syrup

Ryan Wertenberger

Man, that Ryan kid...he's the God of Maple Syrup

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Maple Syrup Land

Maple Syrup Land is a codename for the sacred land of canada. It is full of horny people *cough cough lilly* and nonces

Georgia: BAHAHAHAHA IMAGINE LIVING IN MAPLE SYRUP LAND💀
Lilly: i’m so fucking horny rn😭

Maple Syrup Slurper

A pejorative word defining someone of Canadian origin

Andrew Tamchyna, you are such a maple syrup slurper.

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Maple Syrup Surprise

During sex, right before the man ejaculates, he pulls out a bottle of maple syrup and squirts it all over the girl, whilst yelling MAPLE SYRUP SURPRISE

"I maple syrup surprised that girl until she looked like my Eggos."

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Maple Syrup ...French Toast

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1. A common greeting between friends.

2. A song by the band Gruvis Malt.

3. A damn fine delicacy.

1. "Hey, buddy. Maple Syrup." "Dude ...French Toast. I haven't seen you in ages!"

2. "Did you hear the new song by Gruvis Malt? Its called Maple Syrup ...French Toast."

3. "Damn. I'm having an orgasm from this Maple Syrup ...French Toast. Its like an orgy in my mouth."

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maple syrup urine disease

So like basically when ur pee smells like maple syrup. Kinda cool ig. Does it also taste like maple syrup?

Person1: you why tf does it smell like maypole syrup.😈
Person2: I plead the 5th
Person1: oh ok. Thought u had maple syrup urine disease for a second.
Person2: why would u assume such outrages assumption! (Blushes nervously)

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Checking your maple syrup

It’s when someone catches a homeless man jerking off a dog while going out for pancakes

Checking maple syrup
When someone catches a homeless man jerking off a dog when goo out for pancakes

I was going to meet my mom at ihop but then saw a guy checking your maple syrup