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A synonym for the word bitch, used by males and females
Look, u see that marit over there?
That bitch's crackin'!
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The Karen of the Philippines. They usually subscribe to sources like Banat By, Mocha Uson, or other unreliable pages on Facebook and other social media platforms. Frequently posts 'cures' and other conspiracy theories with video thumbnails that has big cheesy fonts. Member of countless pro-government Facebook echo-chambers (only Facebook). Usually uncommon IRL. Although suspecting aunties can be one of them.
(in Tagalog) "Tumahimik ka Marites, delete mo na ang post mo!"
(English) "Shut up Marites, just delete your post!"
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Outsourcing is farming work out to an external entity that can do it cheaper or more effectively. Marital outsourcing is the same concept applied to marital relations. Numerous service providers are able to perform services on demand often more effectively and at a lower "total cost"
David: What was Eliot Spitzer thinking?
Mark: Marital Outsourcing. Better service, lower cost.
David: Lower cost? He spent thousands of dollars!
Mark: You ever calcualate how much us married guys pay on a per event basis?
David: Touche.
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Marital aid earplugs
Whenever she gets on a rant I just slip on my marital aid
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Therapeutic use of marijuana, intended to ease the suffering of people in terminally sick and dysfunctional relationships. Marital marijuana minimizes adverse reactions to Chronic Spousal Toxicity (CST). While it does not improve the relationship, patients report they just don't care anymore.
"Hey, pal, what happened to your hand?"
"I punched a hole in the wall when my wife complained the diamond in her ring is too small."
"That looks painful; you taking anything for it?"
"Yea, my doctor prescribed marital marijuana. My hand still hurts, the hole is still there, my wife is still unhappy... but I really don't give a crap anymore."
the art of surviving in a marriage
that's his fifth marriage, he's gotten a black belt in marital arts
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A classy way to say you were cheating on your wife or husband.
Adulteror: Yes, I am guilty of a Marital transgression but I would like the public to know I reget it.
Average person: :| you mean you cheated on your wife.