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To tell a story about a person present that, at first, seems to be derogatory, but turns out to be complementary. (ant. left handed compliment)
I thought I was gonna kick his ass, but he morrised me and I totally scored with that chick.
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To pick up all the cash and pay by credit card when dining with a group at a restaurant.
Dudes, I'm short on cash so I'm going to morris the bill
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An ass of epic standings. An ass that makes crowds turn, women cry tears of jealousy and men jizz in their pants. A supreme mixture of all that is wanted in a woman's ass.
Man: I was sitting at my desk when I saw this beautiful Morris just walk on by. I couldn't stop looking, and before I knew it, I was up and out of my seat following her in a daze.
Woman: Those guys see a "Morris" when all I see is a slutty bitch that only knows how to seduce her way through life.
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a scum bag, loser, ass hole, or just anyone who is acting like a poser. they are usually mean and try to impress others. They usually hang on the coat tails of the popular kids
that Morris is pissing me off. he is a total chode
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The act of ejaculation on a females sphincter then slurping it up and spitting it into her mouth
So I was with a hooker last night and I totally gave her the morris
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Answer to question that means neither true, nor false.
Anonymous Friend:
"Hey Jimmy, did you put true or false for the answer to question five on that test?"
Jimmy:
"Actually, I couldn't make up my mind, so I put MORRIS."
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