My brother is gay

A disease where your adopted (usually blonde) younger brother is classified as a Homosexual
Please see your closest mecidal practice if you are infected by this Disease

Someone i dont know yet
My brother is gay

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my brothers feet

annoying because they keep touching you when you ask the feet to stop

get your brothers feet off of me they are annoying just st like my brothers feet

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I fucked my brother

Just making this for the mug

Mug I fucked my brother

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Nut up my brothers

Squirrel for: Taking up arms (i.e. getting ready to battle).

First coined in the Sears Commercial 'Squirrel Revolt'.

(Man walks in with wife to display a bunch of squirrels cutting coupons for them)
(Head Squirrel flips table)

Squirrel: We're tired of you humans and your tyranny! Nut Up my Brothers!

(Squirrels proceed to attack the humans and vandalize their property)

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My Brother Chris Brown

Adjective: An insult meant to perturb those around you. Especially your mother, father, cats, dogs, and lame chimpanzees. It is a sin to be a My Brother Chris Brown and squirrels will find he or she called a My Brother Chris Brown irresistible. Beware of rabid squirrels, however, as they may or may not try to rape the offender. From trees... Or shrubs.

Verb: To run like a duck with chlamydia or sandy bollocks. May or may not include a beach or sandpaper. Always includes duck. Quack...

Adjective: My teachers are being such My Brother Chris Browns. Luckily, I saw a tree of squirrels out back. And a shrub.
Verb: Your sister is My Brother Chris Brown in the backyard landfill.

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Am I My Brother's Keeper?

It's a memorable quote in the bible found in Genesis 4:9, meaning:

1. Are you responsible for how you respond to your brother?

2. Are you held accountable for how you treat your fellow man?

It's really a sarcastic question/remark from Cain to God after Cain killed his brother, Abel, to keep from admitting to the fact that he did kill Abel.

Nino Brown: To CMB. On and on. Am I my brother's keeper?

CMB: Yes I am.

Nino Brown (louder): Am I my brother's keeper?!

CMB (louder): Yes I am.!

Nino Brown (louder): Am I...my brother's keeper?!!!

CMB (louder): Yes...I...am.!!!

The Duh Duh Man (studdering): Yes.......I am.!!!

-from NEW JACK CITY (1991)

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since the pigs ate my brother

a long time, seems like forever

"Wow...Roy Bundy! Geez, I haven't seen that feller since the pigs ate my brother!"

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