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a fat annoying bitch that somehow gets people to like her
-fuck oprah!
-already did?
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Adverb, adjective; to simplify. Best used in describing activities that shouldn't need explanation.
1. Tell it me oprah.
2. What is the oprah way to microwave this pizza?
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when you are eating an ice cream cone and the ice cream melts/drips onto the cone. comes from zambian roots "ou-" meaning "shape" and "-preh" meaning wet. only refers to waffle cones. all others, see vagina blanket
i bought my ice cream cone from a vendor at the cubs game, but it was so hot that by the time i had paid him, i was holding an oprah
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Possibly the richest black person alive, man or woman.
Oprah gave away 7 million dollars worth of brand new cars to her audience on her 19th season opener.
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1) A god to the Middle-aged Stay at Home White Women tribe, who's word is law to said tribe.
2) Steadman's Sugar Mama
I don't want to stop eating beef, but Oprah mandates it.
"Steadman, get your ass in here and clip my toe nails" said Oprah
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A person that always has to get involved in everyone's business. Wanted or not they're always listening and gossiping as they thrive on attention and causing friction between people for the fun of it.
Dannnggg... Patricia be quiet Oprah is heading this way
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Another word for- sociopath. Oprah panders her new-age crap at bored, upper-middle class women who, like Germans in the 30's listening to the demented rantings of another maniac, buy it hook, line and sinker. A billionaire who connives women into believing that she's 'one of the girls'. Gives cars away to poor people, naturally on international TV so everyone can SEE how great she is. Cars aren't registered OR insured however. Poor people lose 'free' car. Oprah looks like saint. Disgusting. Has a golden toilet. Seriously.
"When Jesus whups the anti-Christ, it'll be Oprah, and Dr Phil will be the false prophet..."
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