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The serial replacement of reason with unsubstantiated and dangerous levels of hope.
You're so full of optimism! Your dismissal of the very real threats our planet faces at the moment is dangerous for society.
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Happiness for everyday activities.
Teenagers don't have it.
For normal people: I'm happy to do anything with you!!!!!!!!
For teenagers: ...
optimism
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Young Man/Woman: Sorry I'm late, traffic jam.
Government Employed Teacher: That's 1 tardy.
Young Man/Woman: I'm not lying! Ask him, he's the most honest person I know.
Government Employed Teacher: Sit down.
Optimism
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This is characteristically known as the act of masturbating, in full sprint, in a public park or recreation area. To fully complete this act an innocent bystander must be showered with jizz as you climax in their general direction. Customarily, this constitutes a $20 fine.
"Dontrell, did you really just optimize that baby five minutes ago?" asked Tyrone. "Hell yeah," replied Dontrell, "and I'd do it again."
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To make the best, or for the most effective results
-this app is optimized for iPhone.... -
*this app is optimized for the iPhone...
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Current of "Optimization" - to take something complicated apart, planning to make it better, usually making it worse.
I wouldn't optimize a computer unless I know what I am doing or if I don't want to use the computer again.
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the stupidist thing to ever occur in the human mind. False hopes, reaching for impossible dreams, and making inadequate preparations for a negative situation because the victim had a feeling "it wouldnt be too bad"
im very optimistic that we can bring world peace to the earth if we try hard enough
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