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Dude to his girl: How the heck am I supposed to get some milk?
Girl: PUMA baby!

by african_dude February 15, 2008

52๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


puma

a big cat, like a lion

goddamn that pumas fast

by impartial annoymous November 26, 2003

30๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


puma

A puma refers to a male seeking out younger girls for sex and other things

Oh, he's just a puma. He only dates girls that are 5 years younger.

by imcoolerthanyouu August 24, 2010

28๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


puma

1. The puma is a type of big cat found in the Americas. Also known as a cougar, mountain lion, panther, catamount, or painted cat.

2. A connotation may be:
"A hott girl between the age of 25-35, 35-45 is a cougar"

I simply don't understand this. Puma and cougar are the exact same animal, so why is it two seperate age groups? Jesus people.

1a. "I jus' dun gone shot that thar puma. Right after it ate my gran'babies and raped my six wives."

1b. "Pumas are very interesting animals, but sometimes threaten modern civilization by not staying in the wild."

2. "Wow, look at those two sweltering cougars over therel!"
"No, Jeremiah, those are PUMAS."
"What the HELL is the difference?!"

by Snazzy Syro August 10, 2007

33๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


puma

A sportsman of no distinction who is known for not completing a race. Often used in conjunction with the phrase "Brown Barrier."

I say Charles, isn't that the Puma going past in that boat? I think he's just hit the Brown Barrier.

by Charles Henry Ocolate-Puma June 17, 2003

21๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


puma

1)When using a bong, to take the entire cone in one hit.
2)(P)anties (U)p (M)y (A)rse, acronym for having a massive wedgie.
3)Big black cat that hunts animals and eats them.
4) A homosexual man, from mexican slang.
5) A poser.

1)Dude, he just puma'd that entire cone! and it was a trumpet mouthpiece!
2)I was winning the game so bad until i got PUMA and i was distracted
3)ARG! PUMA!
4)That gringo is such a puma.
5)Look at the pack of pumas over there in their convertable

by George August 14, 2005

24๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž


puma

A homosexual man.

Origin: Mexican slang. One of the less offensive ways of calling someone gay (as opposed to, say, 'maricon'). Mexicans see the puma as the most affeminate of the big cats.

Eres pumita (you are a little puma).

Billy wore the Puma track suit to the restaurant, but was baffled by the laughter of the hispanic cooks.

by ElBorracho February 24, 2005

18๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž