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A stinky but rather robust odor deriving from the genital region of the Lazy but hard working human male.
WOW! My "reptile dick" is really bad today! (says Patrick)
Patrick said his "reptile dick" stinks from the urinal water.
(Tom says) I think Patrick got "reptile dick" from the factory urinal water.
When you can't get your lizard to stand up.
He never had a reptile dysfunction until he reached 70.
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The closest thing to an insult Dragon Riders can say.
Hiccup: Now get us down, gently.
Toothless: *spirals violently*
Hiccup: Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile.
ˈreptəl,ˈrepˌtīl/ stīl/
1) A dangerous form of sexual contact perpetrated by two or more person(s). It generally involves violent thrashing, claws or talons and/or the use of teeth and poison venom to subdue the opposing partner. Loud hissing and snarling is generally associated with this activity.
Studies have shown that reptile style is most commonly enjoyed by couples whilst under the influence of methamphetamine.
The earliest known reports regarding reptile style outbreaks came out of the Belleville Ontario area in the late 19th century.
It is considered common to see one partner sustain fatal injuries while performing reptile style as seen in nature.
2) two lizards literally just fucking each other
Hey Bill what's up with Pete's face?
I heard his new girlfriend is all about that reptile style
a whore that sells mass amounts of low grade pussy and blow jobs to as many dirty truckers as possible! aka lot lizard, sleeper creeper, bunk bunny,coin operated beaver, etc...
Ironman:hey empty pockets! that recreational reptile left a snail trail from your bunk to mine!
Empty pockets: that dirty whore gave me crabs!
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The act of recieving a toothy BJ that results in scar tissue damage, therefore making your penis look scaley and rough.
Dude that blow job that I got from that porker in the bathroom of taco bell gave me reptile penis.
Its when the old snake won't strike.
Looks like your new man friend has reptile dysfunction.
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