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Scandinavian Clincher
When one person takes his or her "pointer" finger and "middle" finger, reaches underneath a male's legs (generally from behind) and attempts to pull his scrotum down while trying to insert his or her thumb deep into the male's anus.
A person with great skill who can wiggle or move their hand in a "wave" motion while fully engaged in the maneuver is considered to be able to fulfill the requirements of the "Original Scandinavian Clincher. As of recently, the wiggle or "wave" motion has been abandoned due to the extreme difficulty of successfully being able to complete the maneuver.
If done correctly, the "Scandinavian Clincher" can be a demoralizing and effective maneuver to cause pain/discomfort and or embarrassment.
Patient "A": "Dr., the strangest thing happened to me the other day?
Dr.: "Ok, tell me what happened."
Patient "A": "A person came up from behind me and pulled down on my sack with what I think was his index and middle finger. And at the same time placed his thumb far into my butt. It made me feel uncomfortable. It also caused me minor/medium pain. . ."
Dr.: "Hmmmm, this is interesting. I had a patient not too long ago complain of a similar instance. What happened to you is insulting. I understand that. The technical term of what had happened to you is a "Scandinavian Clincher."
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Somebody cums in someones ear so when it drys you can not hear.
Tanner-"Dude shes asleep."
George-"Im gonna give her a scandinavian earplug!"
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The act of getting a handjob from a ginger kids mother while she is getting penetrated by two others.
Dude, I gave Brad's mom a Scandinavian Skyscraper last night while Joe and Eric DP'ed her.
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The act off adding ketchup to various dishes that usually doesn't feature it.
Damn bro you have ketchup witj your spaghetti?!
Yeah man it's the Scandinavian Touch.
The act of fucking a girl from behind. At ejaculation punching the girl with both fists in the side tensing up the asshole allowing the skat to slide cleanly off the penis.
squeegie, skandinavian, punch, fist, ejaculation, penis, skat, scandinavian squeegee
A term for lifestyle where individual is consuming less alcohol but not abstaining from it completely.
“I can have a glass of wine but that’s it for the night, I’m Scandinavian Sober.”
“I’ll skip the shots, I’m Scandi Sober!”
Instead of taking an actual shower with soap and water, one just puts lotion on.
I don't have time to scrub down in a real shower, I'll just take a Scandinavian Shower.
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