Facebook Settling

When you're on facebook and no one cool is online, so you have to settle on talking to someone who isn't cool.

John:Man last night sucked so bad!

Bob:Why?

John:I ended up facebook settling because no one was on after the party.

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settling soulmates

the person you were meant to settle for

I thought i was going to be alone for the rest of my life until i met Liz. She was the best I was ever going to find. We're settling soulmates.

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Settle Up

"Settle Up" is a term commonly used in nightclubs and bars that a patron and/or server uses to indicate that it's time for payment.

This is not to be confused with the term pay up, but it is similar to pay out and tab out.

Hey Bill, I'm gonna settle up with you after I have one more beer.

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Settle the Kettle

To calm ones self down. One may be told to 'settle their kettle' when over reacting, getting excited, or being a douche bag.

Girlfriend: "You totally just eye fucked that bitch!!"

Boyfriend: "Set the Ket"

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Ralph: "We're down by three with six seconds left!"

Cornelius: "Dude, Settle the Kettle, its the second quarter."

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settling down

When you and your nigga/bitch finally come to realization that it's time to stop fucking around and become one

Me and Katy are settling down.

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settled law

A straight out lie told to a Senate Confirmation Hearing in order to get a seat on the Supreme Court, and then do whatever you want in the opposite direction.

Yeah, that Roe Vs Wade, it’s Settled Law. Just confirm me. Trust me on this.

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settle down

used in heated situations

when ross is tring to sniff ur missus biffon,
you say "come on , settle down"

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