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When you stop talking, dating or fucking someone that works where you shop. This causes the store to be off limits because you were such a loveable asshole. Re-entering the shat in shopping atmosphere can be sexually or physically dangerous when risking stop and chats and so forth.
I Shawn Dolina have three stores left that are safe to use do to "shitting where you shop". Since I feel no guilt I won't learn my lesson till I starve to death.
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When one person has total disregard for the other persons feelings during hard core cuddle time - even tho the other person is luvin it.
Cuddle the shit outta you - verb meaning I'm gunna make my self feel so good with your bawdy,
Him "I'm cuddling the shit outta you tonight Gurl"
Her "I luv when you cuddle the shit outta me"
Him " tonight it's not my intention to make you feel good. That's a bonus"
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That Freddy Krueger could really put the shits up you.
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when saying "I love you" is not enough to fully convey your love for someone.
guy on tinder: shit bitch you is fine
girl on tinder: marry me
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A more extreme way of saying "Are you kidding me?" This phrase is commonly used to express doubt, surprise, and sometimes displeasure.
Teacher: You got 56% on the Math final.
Student: Are you shitting me?
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a way of asking what someone is going to get at a restaurant because it is what they will be pooping out later. (a play on words of what you are getting)
waiter: what are you shitting today?
Customer: um can i please shit two double doubles and fries, and my wife will be shitting a chocolate milkshake. thank you.
Are you kidding me! Usually said when someone is very surprised or taken back by something.
He punched him in the face.
Are you shitting me!
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