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The act of flatulence when one is sleeping
As my new girlfriend slept, she looked so perfect and peaceful. She then turned toward the wall and released a slumber trump.
A disco nap that lasts too long. Incidentally, a good excuse for showing up late or missing a party.
"I took a disco nap before Sheila's party and it turned into a slumber rave. I guess I was really tired."
a table for two slumber party which lasts all weekend long, or multiple days in a row. usually involves staying in bed the entire time, eating take-out or watching movies between bone sessions. mostly occurs when one night together feels so great that you just don't want it to end.
1. i remember that dude, we had a slumber weekend once. it was awesome.
2. we don't go out much, my girlfriend and i have slumber weekends constantly.
When you bust in someone's hand when they are sleeping, and then tickle their nose with your cock. They will go to scratch their face, and slap themself with cum.
"Let's have a sleepover with Eric, so we can give him a proper cum slumber.
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Finding a creative and/or scientific way to end it all. For example, electrocution by a few hundred watts. It's pretty cool. 🙃
Dude it's not a suicide, it's a strategic slumber!
putting a cucumber up a girls pussy or butt and then snapping it off, leaving half of the cucumber up their hole.
I gave Rachel the cucumber slumber last night.
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Pre-morning wood.
While still sleeping girlfriend notices you have an erection.
So the other night I unknowingly had sex with my girlfiend with my slumber lumber.
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