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to promise; like swearing on someones grave.
Me: i didn't kiss your girlfriend, man!
Tim: i heard you did!
Me: i swear i didn't!
Tim: you did!
Me: on life i didn't!
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A terminal disease contracted during birth and has a 100% mortality rate.
Don't take life to seriously. You'll never get out of it alive
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shit
yes, it's shit and we are all gonna die in a few years
Boy 1: how do you think your life is?
Boy2: Shit
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The most fatal disease of all-time. Life has killed more people than all the other diseases combined. Life still kills tens of thousands of people everyday, and even more plants, animals, and insects. Side effects often include more diseases, suicide wounds, pain, sleep deprivation, stress, eating disorders and mental disorders. Your diagnosis of Life is shown on your birth certificate; see birth certificate. Also see birthday.
Life is a serious fatal disease that is not to be joked about.
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To do months of work within days, reject social invitations, and only leave the house to buy take-away because you must work hard to do well. Synonymous with IT certifications or playing computer games.
Sorry dude, I cant come out tonight. I've gotta no-life Cisco, as I've only got 5 days left to complete the last 6 exams of my certification.
Yea man, the only way your going to finish that work is by No-Lifing it.
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What we are all living right now
This is life. And we all live it..