first

a word that is said when you are the first one to post a comment on a video, picture, article on the net

(looking at video on collegehumor.com.. there are no comments yet)
you writing the first comment : fIRST

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Firstnesses

When you do more than one thing for the first time in one place

Will.i.am: this was where I had my first movie and my first song so that's a lot of firstnesses

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FIRST

Posted on porn sites like youporn.com in the comment box when someone is the first one to masturbate to a video newly posted.

FIRST! Damn I wanked to this bitch before all you other wankers!!

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first

not second

he was there first

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Firstnesses

The beginning of newnesses.

"Firstnesses is a whole new word I just made up. Next week it's going to be on Wikipedia. It means the beginning of newnesses"
- will.i.am (at the X-Men Origins Premier)

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but firsted

This is a result of being delayed in starting a chore, errand, task, etc because something else has to be completed first.

Rudy, I thought you were going to the store.
I am, "but first" I have to make the grocery list.

I was going to clean up the shop; however I got "but firsted" because the shop light was burned out and I had to change the bulb.

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But first

Phrase popularized by social media posters taking a selfie in awkward and sometimes dangerous situations.

I'm in the middle of surgery, but first... (snaps selfie)

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