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What someone says about their optometrist when he is being a butt (mean, stupid, or smelly) or not being an optimistic person
My optometrist is mean... He is a butty optometrist.
Being an optometrist is interesting, you get to look into people's eyes.
And if you get lucky a hot male or female specimen might come to get their eyes checked.
Optometrist 1: Did you see that hottie over there.
Optometrist 2: Bitch stop checking out the patients and get your ass back to work.