come on

A phrase that can be used to instantaneously pacify any situation, as depicted on a South Park episode.

After it became known that the phrase was used to rectify the long-standing altercation between the Bloods and the Crips, people told the Israelis and Palestinians to just "come on", and they all finally came to their senses. A few months later, the guys working for a New World Order were told to come on, and they instantly lost interest in their plans for world domination. Later everyone got together and smoked a bowl.

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on the come

Something done on the come is done in the hope of earning a speculative profit with as little capital investment as possible.

Fred bought the stock on the come, hoping to sell before he had to come up with any real money.

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come

A word that stupid people laugh at when they have just discovered the meaning of cum.

Person: He's coming from over there.

Stupid teenage girl: lolorz 1he said come!1 1 !!

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come in

Ur friend speaks in the radio and tells u to speak in the radio

Tower a:this is tower a come in
Tower b:I ate noodles do u copy

Tower a:I copy over

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come

and cum 1. semen or any fluid secreted at orgasm

2. to have an orgasm

Don't forget top clean your come off the couch.

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Come To

The process by which you recover from a horrible hang over.

Hung Over John to Buddy: "Dude, I've been hurting all day from last night. I haven't come to yet. Call me later."

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come on then

A very term for Bring it on!

A guy is surrounded by zombies, cornered and no way out to escape. He shouts "Come on then" and as he makes his last stand.

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