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shitting in tinfoil

Someone who is "shitting in tinfoil" is a person who's ship has come in. This person could be described as above the fray, or beyond reproach if you will.

- Look at Bobby's new Ford F150 4x4 Platinum over there. He's shitting in tinfoil.

by eyesoftheworld March 5, 2020


Tinfoil Plague

n. - A deadly disease that ravaged much of Europe and the western world in the Medieval Ages, and can still be found to this day. Tinfoil Plague (or the Tin Death, as it is sometimes called) was once thought to be spread by the bite of conspiracy theorists, but as we now know it is actually transmitted by the head lice they carry.

Symptoms of the Tin Death include large, silvery-metallic blisters that break into open sores, uncontrollable babbling and shaking, vomiting, coughing, high fever, sudden devotion to conspiracy theories, and explosive diarrhea. Symptoms generally begin within a few days of being bitten by one of the lice from a conspiracy theorist's head. More robust victims can often withstand a few weeks before deteriorating into full-blown conspiracy theorists, but others succumb to the Tin Death much quicker.

Treatment of the Tinfoil Plague requires anticonspiriotics, usually Soutercilin. Even with Soutercilin, intense therapy is needed to bring a victim back into touch with reality. Survivors of the Tin Death are still at high risk of developing malignant tinfoil tumors.

If you think you may have symptoms of Tinfoil Plague, contact your doctor immediately.

Protect yourself from the Tinfoil Plague: Avoid all conspiracy theorists and the infectious head lice they carry.

by Save Our Souters May 20, 2006

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Tinfoil hat

Accusation constantly used by brainwashed, government-trusting, sheeple against critical thinkers & anyone who questions the status quo.

Guy: If you look up the history of the Federal Reserve & how it was made, you'd see how corrupt the institution is & why we need another central bank.

Redneck: Yer just another tinfoil hat wearin faggot!

Guy: I think we need to kick the Rothschild bankers out of our country

Redneck: Tinfoil hat! Anti Semite!

"the government is corrupt"
"tinfoil hat! tinfoil hat!"

by DarthVegetaX September 29, 2015

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tinfoil hat

Derisive attempt on behalf of blind conformists to discredit and stigmatise those who dare to question authority.

"You honestly believe the war is all about oil? Where's your tinfoil hat?"

by Cara_Drina July 1, 2005

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tinfoil tiara

A tiara or crown that one makes from tinfoil / aluminium foil for play when one lives in a trailer in the hood.

Ex 1. Look at this tinfoil tiara I made for our game of dress up, we are so poor! But resourceful ;)

by cityoflights January 11, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tinfoil shoes

When your black shoes so shiny

My black shoes so shiny they tinfoil shoes

by OmmokBicChips April 1, 2018


tinfoil hat

conspiracy, probably created by the world elite themselves, to create a stereotype of a conspiracy theory, so when someone will believe in the Illuminati he will be put in the same box with tinfoil hats (who actually wears those?)

- the global elite first creates a problem, then they blame it on another source and then they create a prepared solution
- tinfoil hat!!!?1//

by t00c00lforscho00l March 7, 2022

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