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Expect that what is not predicted will happen.
Person 1: I did not expect you to be here
person 2: expect the unexpected.
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When playing a video or music on a computer, ipod, or other mp3 device. The audio was unexpectedly turned all the ways up, and blasts your eardrums out. Sometimes causing you to make the face of an orgasm.
My ears are still ringing from the Unexpected Eargasm i just had
when a burp takes a unholy ammount of time to occur
Good god man, you good?
Yeah its just this unexpected(BELCHES WITH THE MIGHT OF FUCKING ZEUS) burp.
say that again?
unexpected burp.
When you take a shit and when your little buddy (extremely large fat man sheeite) responds with a nice thtoink right to the ring piece (asshole)
Hey Johnny, last week I was in the fuckin McDonald's I ate 12 mcchickens I felt it comin so I ran to the McDonald's restroom, almost missed and got the worst unexpected bidet
Encountering a surprise during anal sex, which causes the flight to become bumpy or possibly even necessitates an emergency landing...
It was the fuck of my lifetime until unexpected turdulence ended the evening.
An overwhelming and unexpected urge to poop.
I was in church when suddenly I had to take an unexpected hernandez.
When a person with a penis, in a sneaky manor, gets on on all fours like a dog, and tucks their penis and tesiticles between their legs. They then simultaneously shake it like a tail and howl at the moon, surprising an unexpecting bystander.
Chris walked around the corner and saw Jamen performing an unexpected Hounddog on the sink.