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AKA: Single's Awareness Day
Brought to you by senseless people everywhere who want to rub in the fact that they are "in love" and you are alone. This is just one more way popular people stomp on those of us who prefer a few close friends to 100s of acquaintences.
Rather than being happy with the flowers she received for Valentine's Day, she must go to everyone in the office and show them her flowers and the card so that everyone knows how special she is.
Meanwhile she has not bothered to consider the fact that her behavior is rude to people who are alone, who do not have flowers on their desk advertising that they are available.
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A legal prostitution day where the male buys the female a box of candy just so she will put out once a year.
i am getting you this box of cocao for valentines day- please have sex with me.
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1.) The most depressive day of the year (If your single or not)
2.) Marketing scam created by Capitalist scum
Valentines Day? I don't celebrate it, I refuse to be forced into buying things which the Government gets 90% profit of.
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A time where you waste $5 on a card for your girlfriend. Shortly thereafter it is forgotten and gathering dust on some mantle somewhere, and it's back to the usual routine: "Now what have you done for me lately?"
Valentine's Day is for suckers.
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A)
A holiday occuring on the 14th day of February where guys are expected to get girls one of a few things:
1)flowers (red roses preferrribly)
2)chocolate (not white, but the regular)
3)a card (one that's red with a heart on it)
B) That one day of the year where 90% of "good" guys are so depressed they are ready to go crawl in a hole and die because they have no one who loves them.
"Hey hunk, what are you getting me for Valentine's Day?"
"hey man what's wrong? You seem really down in the dumps like you hate the world, you alright"
"leave me alone, it's valentine's day"
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valentines day is just a way for Hallmark to make more money.
damn hallmark, inventing stupid holidays for money!
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