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wank

What you do when no one is home.

No ones home what shall I do? I know I'm gonna wank.

by fuck me slut November 5, 2013

13๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


wank

1) To run one's hand up and down the shaft of the penis repeatedly until semen shoots forth

2) To relieve sexual tension alone (males)

I was caught wanking in the school locker room.

He wanked to a picture of a naked woman.

It's hard to wank when I can't wrap my hand totally around my shaft.

by Wayne Kerr February 24, 2005

487๐Ÿ‘ 331๐Ÿ‘Ž


wank

Wield the flesh baton to great orchestral effect.

Goodness me. Now I understand why Handel called it Water Music.

by Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk January 23, 2004

473๐Ÿ‘ 321๐Ÿ‘Ž


wank

British source...
To masturbate.
Worthless.

Where's Frank? Dunno, having a wank I suppose.
That heap of crap aint worth a wank.

by Countach Smeech September 24, 2003

21๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


wank

1. To masturbate - wank.
2. Bullshit

1. Im off to have a wank.
2. What a wank.

by louis October 17, 2001

93๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


wank

to play with ones self in a sexual way!

shaking hands with the one eyed snake.
slapping the salami
choking the chicken
jacking off

by cerebral March 15, 2003

53๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


wank

A pleasurable experience that most males and about half of females experience regularely in their lifetime. The way a male would experience this would be to grab the shaft of the erect penis and rapidly moving the foreskin up and down until a climatic experience is reached and semen is rushed out of the penis.

1) i was wanking in the kitchen
2) my parents were gone so i had a wank
3) my friends wank but i don't want to
4) i don't know how to wank
5) i love to wank

by ruzzall July 17, 2006

22๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž