When an old wrinkly women pesters you and stalks you for phone sex.
ET Fone Home lets have phone sex
Two faced dickhead. His diss tracks are terrible!!!! He is a two time cheating asshole. His dick is as black as charcoal, and his haircut lays even the most ferocious pussy.
This guy stole my bitch yesterday, what an et bone
You’re doing the challenge where you removed the first and last letter let me guess… it’s Peter right
To drag a woman back to the kitchen so that she can resume making your sandwich.
Bella: Come at me Edward!
Edward: Tog et, wench.