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Much in the way one who participates in heavy drinking, but can operate in normal society is a functional alcoholic: one who participates in heavy function use, but can program normal programs is doing functional programming. Functions, especially the more street available nested anonymous ones, are highly addictive and may make you want to abandon other forms of control flow entirely. Allows one to write code that operates on other code easily. Nerd Shit.
My favorite functional programming language is Idris, it's like Haskell but for nerds.
a shitty way to program that is infearior to imperative programmering languages like HolyC
haskell is ass because it uses functional programming
A program that your hard earned money pays for whether you like it or not that was intentionally used to help people get out of debt, but instead just encourages them to stay poor, or continue to do what made them poor.
tim: I just signed up for the welfare program
fred: Welfare? wasn't that made up to encourage you to not work?
tim: It's supposed to help people like me pay for living, now let's celebrate and smoke weed I bought with the check I received from welfare.
The reason the war on porn doesn't work. I'm not schizophrenic and I release the lifetime documents for Kaelen Cody William Granger to disprove.
The NASA space program militarized for a reason
An intense state of disconnection often felt by computer programmers; A feeling or frustration exhibited when computer code that is not supposed to work works anyway, or when computer code that is supposed to work, does not work.
Also known as: Code Dysphoria.
Jeff to Himself: "I can't believe this code works, how is this even working? This doesn't make sense. This is not supposed to work. But then why doesn't this code work..."
Bob to Janet: "He is experiencing programming dysphoria"
TV shows that are either bad or unfunny.
Lots of shows on TV are unoriginal programming.
A Lord of The Flies teen rehab cult where you get diagnosed an extreme drug addict for smoking pot twice. They "treat" homosexuality by discouraging porn, drugs and making sure minors never shave their pubic hair. But hey, "No Victims, Only Volunteers." In The Insight Program you apparently "volunteer" for addiction, sexual abuse, any illness, emotional abuse, and you volunteer to be born to your parents and you chose everything that is fucked up about your life!
"Aw man, I never saw my friend again after they went to The Insight Program."
"I went to The Insight Program and all I got was a maladjusted lifestyle."
"My parents paid 10K for The Insight Program to slut shame their daughter."