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When something that happens to you in real life can be compared to an outlandish movie that you have seen
Guy 1:Man, a brick flew off a semi on the freeway and struck my windshield basically knocking the whole windshield into my lap!
Guy 2:That’s that special effects shit dude, FUCK THAT!
Guy 1:I know man, like my eyes flashed right before my eyes
Guy 2:*Looks at car* Holy Shit dude!, yeah I would have crapped my pants. Glad I wasn’t in the car.
When you sling your meat into a lady then drive her to a relatives grave and tell her this is her last stop, that's the best she's ever going to have.
I gave Sheldon the Van Notee Special last night, she hasn't been seen since.
When you and your partner orgasm intensely together and it lands on your balls and your partner licks it up.
Girl, I edged this morning and i got a date tonight. I'm gonna give her the Mcnutty Special.
1. A terrified apology.
2. What you say when your gf/bf is furious and you've really f'd up.
I'm extra special sorry, please don't kill me and dance on my corpse!
I'm extra special sorry I was a lyin' cheatin' scumsucker all these years, dear.
A taco special, usually used by a Mexican family, is when a man turn a woman into a living taco. He stuffs beef and lettuce in her pussy and tomatoes and cheese in her. Then he gives her the "hard shell", where he penetrates her with a very erect and hard penis.
Oh, I have Sasha a taco special last night.
Puttin hot sauce on someone's little piggies and proceeding to slurp
Who wants a quick jaylen special?
When a girl is giving a boy a blow job and she lubes her fingers with spit and starts fingering your ass and a sucking your dick
John you want the special tonight