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The hottest man to ever live. The daddiest of daddies. His voice can make any person melt and one look can make a girl faint. He’s got one of the largest and (horniest)fan base you’ll ever meet.
Sophie “I want Elvis Presley soooo bad. He could slap him and I’d say thank you”
Mary “any era I’d take him. He is so fine. I want him to talk dirty to me”
Sophie “I want him to do more than that to me”
A person that should have used a condom based off all the trouble maternity caused in his life.
"Cordoroy Elvis should have never gotten Sharren pregnant, he's better off alone."
"Cordoroy Elvis should have never gotten Sharren pregnant, he's better off alone."
When a person wears a full body black cat suit, then participates in a bukakke film as the recipient.
‘Bro my new girl is a freak, she wants me to call the boys and set up a Velvet Elvis next Tuesday’