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When a man has intercourse with a woman with a butt plug in, ejaculates in her, pulls the butt plug from her, then puts the butt plug in her vagina
"The other night the missus and I were having trouble keeping the cum in, so we tried the Cream Plug"
The act of delivering a cream pie into whichever orifice, and afterwards— urinating inside of said orifice.
Totally dealt a day banana cream pancakes into my girl last night bro.
So, Mango Buttock Cream is a dubious cream sold on AliExpress that claims to increase the size of your pancake, flat ass.
WTF is that nasty ass smell. Oh, that’s P’s Mango Buttock Cream. You know how desperate she is for some curves.
cambodian cream cancel is a very difficult edging/gooning technique that originated in cambodia in the early 2000s.
it consists of edging to almost the point of busting, but then shrouding your shlong in cambodian poison ivy to cancel the urge to cream. it’s a very difficult and risky technique, but if done correctly, the enzymes of the cambodian poison ivy will cancel any cream that attempts to escape the shlong sausage. this essentially allows the user to edge and goon with extreme aggression and without a care for accidentally busting, as the cambodian poison ivy cancels the orgasm cream.
i tried out the cambodian cream cancel, and it works wonders! it allowed me to aggressively goon and edgemaxx for 97 hours consecutively without accidentally busting prematurely!! i love cambodian cream cancels!!
A Cream Trencher is a black man in a fashionable trench coat who is in charge of drenching Toaster Dippers with cream.
Toaster Dipper: God, I wish I had twelve Cream Trenchers here to drench me in cream.
12 Cream Trenchers: Hello.
When you let someone have intercourse with the hole where the colonoscipy bag belongs. And you put it back on and let the seamen spew into the bag.
When a woman eats a donut off a man’s big sexy dick, then proceeds to give him head. The gentleman then cums onto said donut and forces the woman to eat the remainder of the donut covered in his jizz.
The nice man offered the woman a cock cream donut after she sucked his big delicious dick.