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A phrase used to set the mood and prepare whoever you’re taking to for an incredible story.
A: “Tell that story about you and the green haired girl again!”
B: “Ok ok one last time. So take this in…”
Taking a 90s shit without your smartphone, all alone. No scrolling. Just you, yourself and the bowl. It takes you back to a simpler time.
Damn I was just “taking a 90s shit” when I heard my phone ringing in the other room. What a buzzkill
1)to take a cigarette break / taking a drag of a smokable substance
2) to be spat on
1) •"gonna take a spit" he said while exiting the building
• "take a spit'" they said while passing *smokable substance*
Shiting out a massive piece of feces about the size of someone’s forearm
Taking a log means pooping out one of the biggest pieces of shit you’ve taken
When someone "accidentally" texts someone or messages them on social media, but has a plan to work on them to get in their pants.
I butt dialed her to see if she would end up taking the DM bait. She responded and we started talking about what she wants in a man and then I played the game and she gave it up to me and took the bait.
A metaphor for masturbation. The term was popularized by the famous shockjock Bubba the Love Sponge as a radio friendly term for the touchy subject of masturbation.
I couldn’t get any poontang last night so I had to take the badguy around the corner.
When an opinion is assumed to be a "hot take", but it's controversial because it's simply garbage and belongs in the trash.
Person 1: "Hot take; people working fast food shouldn't be paid a living wage."
Person 2: "Nah bro, that right there is what we call a Dumpsterfire Take. GTFO."