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The Situation

The faggot big nosed jew named Mike, who also is moonlighting as an Italian on that Viacom show Jersey Shore. He seems to be the most intelligent and hygienic of the bunch.

Has proven to be miles of steps above his roommates where many dead pools have started across the country on which one will be found face down dead from OD, or other. Mike on the other hand has started to distance himself from his no life cohorts by such appearances competing on Dancing With the Stars and reports he ignores his co-show mates at public star studded events. Situation is inside the ropes, where Snooki, demands 25k to show up at places....

I went to Seaside Heights because I wanted to see the Negros fight as usual over fat sluts like Snooki, but got to see The Situation instead and shared a few brews and laughs.

by k1kz October 9, 2010

156πŸ‘ 223πŸ‘Ž


situater

Situater: The pipe or any paraphernalia you do drugs from.
Situated: To be high or drunk. Situater is what your doing it from. Needle, pipe...ect.

Yo Lil Scrappy let me hit that situater! I been waitn all day to get high!

by The1Moore March 30, 2021


situations

used in conjunction with "like these" to express despair and/or amusement at a given occurrence.

"i've just stabbed myself in the eye with a serving utensil whilst dishing up some quiche... and just before my hot date, too"
"situations like these..."

by tree September 21, 2004

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A Situation

Something that is created when you’re stuck in quarantine for three months.

We’re in a bit of a situation rn.

by Pialinist June 11, 2020

5πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


situate

to situate something
every thing gets situateds at some point,
or
situate means "to hang out the back of" or "kill" or "situate!"

oi you nob situate the situation
yeah boy i situated her nicely
im gonna have to situate that fool!

by halo9 May 15, 2006

9πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


situational

noun. a degree of attractiveness that is strongly influenced by the relationship of the subject's looks compared to those in proximity.

"I am totally into Peg from accounting."
"Ugh."
"Ugh? She's totally hot!"
"Total situational man, if you saw her out a club, you wouldn't give her a second glance."

by They call me "The Kid" December 2, 2007

6πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


The Situation

A well toned or ridiculously nice body part. Commonly refers, but not restricted to, the abdominal muscles.

A phrase and nickname coined by Michael Paul of MTV's "Jersey Shore", fame used to reference his own physical appearance.

Person 1: Ay, check out the ass on that girl

Person 2: Damn son! That's what we call, the situation.

by MarWash December 10, 2009

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