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Twelvie Baggage

When a celebrities fan base is comprised of so many young girls that it is off putting.

I would be a fan of One Direction, but they have too much twelvie baggage.

by CameronBatman October 11, 2013


collateral baggage

The unintended consequences inflicted on some random individual that was caused by an asinine and/or selfish action of a toolbag.

John was the victim of some collateral baggage when he went to get chicken soup at the buffet line and all he got was broth due to the previous customer purposefully sifting all the chicken and noodles out.

by Darth Chubb November 10, 2011


emotional baggage

1. Painful memories, mistrust and hurt carried around from past sexual or emotional rejection.

2. An excuse commonly used by Peter Pans and other immature men to avoid commmitment yet maintain a sexual relationship.

1. I don't think I can handle a real relationship right now. I need some time to get over my emotional baggage.

2. See above...

by dancingqueen March 8, 2005

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baggage handler

One who plays with his own scrotum (for personal entertainment or otherwise); someone who cannot keep from performing adjustments to his genetalia. See bagyanker.

He either needs to get some pants that fit better or maybe he can get a job at the airport. He's such a baggage handler! Would he be handling other people's bags? Fag.

by Satchel Page July 27, 2003

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facebook baggage

1) The baggage- to friend, or not to friend? etc.- that comes with joining facebook which may impact your decision on whether or not to become a member

2) The past issues you've experienced on facebook

1) I can't decide if I want to join facebook or not- on one hand, I'll be able to connect with friends, know about events, post photos, engage with the world, network, etc., but there's so much facebook baggage I'm not sure.

2) "Why so down?"
"I'm just dealing with this bitchy wall post I got. God, facbook baggage sucks."
"Word."

by snappyhappyone January 27, 2009

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baggage compatible

With more Baby Boomers back in the dating game these days due to divorce they are looking for partners and potential spouses who can deal with and accept the baggage and drama they've accumulated in their lives. So when two of them actually connect and aren't turned off by each other's prior drama, they're "baggage compatible."

Man 1 - "How's your love life these days? Meet anybody you stand yet?"

Man 2 - "Yeah, I'm seeing this one woman and we're actually baggage compatible. She understands about my ex-wives."

by Theater of the Mind November 21, 2012


Douche-baggage

Noun
The children, psycho baby mamas, ex-girlfriends, criminal records or other problems that come with dating a douche bag.

"it didn't work out with Ronnie, he had two kids With two different women, that's way too much douche-baggage to deal with."

by Not so shorty August 25, 2012