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1. A man who masturbates (in French: branler) zillion times a day or at least pretends to be able to do so.
2. A man who cannot stop thinking about masturbating after having been watching a chick. Sexomaniac.
3. To look Brazilian - to look at a girl with an obvious intention of having sex with her (licking one's lips as if imitating a cunnilingus), or of masturbating afterwards.
Looking at those porn shaven pussies I turn Brazilian.
You can't impress me telling you're Brazilian, unless you can really f**k with me for longer than 20 minutes,
You dirty son of a bitch, don't look so Brazilian at me!
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As otherwise noted, Brazilian can refer to either a person from the country of Brazil or a type of female hair-removal waxing. However, Brazilian can also be used as an exaggerated and made up figure.
When something costs a lot of money or there's a lot of something, instead of using a random large number like a million or a billion or a zillion, so as to exaggerate the cost or amount of the item(s), one can say Brazilian to garner a chuckle or 2.
Sabine: Hey Mike, did you see that brand new BMW that just drove by? Why don't you get that car and scrap that piece of shit hooptie you drive?
Mike: Are you fucking kidding? I cant afford a BMW, they cost like a Brazilian dollars!
Sabine: Calm your broke ass down.
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what a hoe has when see completely shaved from the neck down.
I got her pants off and she was brazalian. Nice! Unfortunately, she stunk like a dead fish.
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Milton couldn't wait to get to work to show everyone his Brazilian Donut.
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Local name for the Toucan used in parts of South America.
That's a pretty Brazilian Goose.
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When you are getting head from a brazilian, or and extremely thick woman, just as you are about to cum, you put your penis up her nose and cream all in her mucus membrane.
Yo bruh I gave Caetano the biggest Brazilian Squidward
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The sexual act of, before finishing, finding the light switch (or any light source) and rapidly turning it on and off while screaming and attacking your partner; and then cuming in their eyes while simultaneously turning the light source off and creating and audible thunder like sound.
"brought a girl back to my hotel last night and there was a power outage, so I gave her the old Brazilian thunder without touching a switch."