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When a diner overestimates the amount of condiment he requires, thus causing a large excess to be left on the plate after the meal has been consumed in its entirety.
Ben: Have you copped a load of that peng waitress?
Emile: Yeah. I was thinking of leaving my digits on this napkin for her.
Ben: Good luck. She wouldn't look twice at you given how condimental you've gone.
Relationship status that usually occurs prior to cohabitation in which your partners favorite condiments mysteriously begin to appear in your kitchen.
What's Corie's relationship status? I saw a bunch of her Arabic dips and sauces in his fridge. I think he's in a condimented relationship with that Jordanian girl?
Anything that you need in bed to sleep with someone, particularly birth control, especially condoms.
Hey, we need to get our sleeping condiments ready for our big night in bed.
The use of condiments to improve the taste or presentation of food.
I have to make sure my condimentation is on point.
An assortment or array of various drugs or alcohol products gathered to ensure the thirst for one's favorite habit is quenched.
I'm heading for the cabin this weekend with plenty of condiments, don't expect to see me until Monday.
noun
plural noun: condiments
a substance such as salt, ketchup, or butter that is used to add flavor to food.
“Hey bro lemmie get some butter I’m hungry for some condiments”
“Shure bro”
*passes butter*
“Bro, this is salted butter”
“Sorry bro, lemme help”
*pisses on butter*
“Thanks bro”
*bites into butter*
*starts crying*
“Why are you crying bro?”
“This it the best butter I’ve ever eaten...”
“Bro...”
noun
plural noun: condiments
a substance such as salt, ketchup or butter that is used to add flavor to food.
“Bro lemmie hit those condiments”
“Ok bro, here’s some butter”
*hands over butter*
“Thanks bro”
*smokes butter*
“This is hard stuff...”
*dies*
“Bro?”
“Bro!”
“You dropped your butter!”
*hits butter*
*dies*