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One who meddles in the arts of concocting methamphetamines. Typicaly in their own home-made laboratory inside their house or garage.
I am so spun off that shit! Give my compliments to the cook!
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An altered state of being, whether it be chemically enhanced or a result of sleep deprivation and/or sensory overload. Usually occurs in the midst of and/or aftermath of a rowdy social engagement or bender (e.g. a music festival spanning one or more days, consecutive nights of exposure to alcohol and drugs in combination with loud music of an assorted variety, &c.)
Example 1-
Girl: Did you hear about what Tito did this morning?
Dude: No, what?
Girl: He was at the club till it close, and then he had to go to a wedding, so he decided to get a pre-wedding tattoo.
Dude: Are you kidding me?
Girl: It gets worse... he got a tattoo of the Bloody Beetroots logo.
Dude: He is fucking cooked.
Example 2-
Dude: Have you heard from Scott since he's been in Vegas?
Girl: Yeah, he sent me a clip from a pool party he went to where Eric Prydz was playing. He won a stack of money playing roulette and spent most of it on coke.
Dude: Man, he is cooking it!
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A better word for roasted because not everyone lives in 2015 anymore.
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(Dane Cook) - Adj. To fuck with someone beyond psychological repair.
"To cook" - Today at work we cooked Adam so bad he refused to talk to us for an entire week.
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Cooked-The act of getting so inebriated that one has no control over their physical state, resulting in vomiting on themselves.
Yo you got soo cooked last night
Yeah man I yakked everywhere and now my white shirt is yellow
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When you have pushed your body beyond exhaustion or you are very sick but still keep pushing yourself.
He is cooked but he is still working.
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A person who has large male genitalia. Often used as a term to define a 'cool' or a fun guy to hang out with.
As he pulled down his pants to display his dick, I saw he was obviously a cooke.
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