cousin

Your mum/dad's brother/sister's son/daughter.

The closest relative you can legally marry and fuck, if you're exceedingly screwed up in the head.

I hear rednecks often marry their cousins because they're big fans of inbreeding.

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cousin

Alabama: Don't you mean girlfriend?

Hey y'all, should I date someone besides my cousin.
All: No.

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cousin

another way of saying mate

what's happening cousin?

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cousins

people who lie about family relations based on the connection between two family members.

just because your cousins got married, doesnt make you cousins.

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Cousin

That one annoying person in your family related to you

Omg my cousin in annoying AF bro

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Cousin

Your Blood, Some One Who You Care About , Your Parents Brother's Or Sister's Child , Or Some One You Would Consider A Best Friend Because They Know Everything About You <3

I Love My Cousin He/She Is Like My Bestfriend

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Cousin

The person you go bowling with

"Cousin, it is your cousin. Let's go bowling!"

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