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When two men twist their limp dick together, resulting in something that resembles a french braid.
My friend offered me the baker's delight. Unknowing of what it was, I accepted the friendly gesture.
A piss-drunk sex move for gay men.
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A piece of bakery, usually associated with a motivated man.
Guy 1: "Hey, want to get a bury the lig- I mean bury the lig- I mean bury the ligh- I mean berried delight?
Guy 2: "No, I hate you."
After an individual has deceived someone and he cannot control the joy on his face.
After the politician tricked people into voting for him he could not hide his dupers delight in his acceptance speech.
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Verb: The act of shitting into your hand, and then using the shit to masterbate with. Mudpie delights are a great way to get infections in your penis.
Matt:"I wonder what that creepy kid in our algebra class does when he goes home?"
Chris:"Idk he prob goes home and beats his dick with his shit."
Matt:"Oh like a mudpie delight?"
Chris:"Dude who the hell comes up with names for that stuff...."
Charlie gave himself a mudpie delight before his girlfriend gave him head, cuz she's a cheating slut.
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Just finishing up from a blow job the male squeezes the remaining seamen from his penis into the girls mouth.
She said that last bit of seamen was quite zesty, then an enormous smile grew on my face. I then sneakingly turned to my night stand and checked off Drizzling Delight, it was right next to Alligator Fuckhouse.
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a girl who is flat as a board easy to nail!
That girl over there is a woodman's delight.
When you take a tortilla chip and swipe it against a woman's vaginal canal; her vaginal juices are collected and used as salsa.
You then consume the tortilla chip.
Person 1: Hey babe, what's for dinner tonight?
Person 2: Bill's delight!
Person 1: Fuck yeah, lemme get the tortilla chips.