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An idiot savant who fancies himself a genius.
He is a great doctor but thinks he is a financial genius. That is why society pays him 20 times the average salary so after he pisses 90% of it away we don't have to deal with homeless doctors.
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In most parts of the world even without a well established public healthcare system such as India, a doctor is someone who attempts to treat illnesses in people, fix injuries, and give valuable advice. They seem gloomy, and deppressive because they don't want to get your hopes up only to have you reinjured again(and they don't want to get sued for giving bad advice).
In North America however they are exactly what most people associate lawyers with; shameless salesmen who just want to rip someone off for money.
This is very capitalist, and one can hardly blame the doctor if every doctor in the country is doing it, but really they are not even helping themselves like this.
Fun facts: Inability to pay medical bills are the cause of 80% of bankruptcies in America.
GP visits in America usually cost upwards of $250, while in places like Australia which has roughly similar $ value, and the UK which has a much higher $ value, GP visits only cost $75 tops, usually including medicine costs.
"I went in for a stomach ache and a flu, they told me to speak to the available surgeon, he wanted to give me a colonoscopy, which was not only completely unecessary, but would have cost me nearly $2000.
I told him I would have to check with my insurance company, and left."
You see Doctors in America are worse than lawyers these days.
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One who goes to school for 16ish years only to have no idea what is wrong with you.
We went to the doctor and he had no idea what what wrong with her.
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The person who kills your ills with pills, then kills you with bills
Jimmy has coronavirus but the doctors don't have a cure yet
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A pre-modifier to exagerate something, similar to the word "very."
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1. Is a person with an oversized ego, that goes to school for at least 11 years. This includes college, medical school and residency.
2. Is a person that has to over achieve because he has a small penis or she is an ugly bitch
3. Is a person that "practices" medicine on people only to get it wrong and is sued relentlessly out the ass
Doctors are a bunch of assholes
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it is the word that describes having a shit and piss at the same time. Doctor (Shitpiss) is the full name.
"i really need to see the Doctor"
"you dont want to keep the Doctor waiting"
"im just going for a Doctor"
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