February 14

National slap a guy named Liam day unless he askes you out.

February 14:
"Hey y/n did Liam ask you out?"

"Yeah I guess I cant slap him :("

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February 14

a day where ugly people get chocolates from their parents

boy1: hey did you get a valentine
boy2: i got some chocolate from my parents
boy1: that makes sense

valentines day February 14

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February 14

The birthday of the guy destined to be a sex god

Guy 1:Did you hear it's Tyler's birthday today?
Guy 2: It's February 14? Damn I bet he gets more girls than both of us combined

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February 14

The day where one dumbass called another dumbass a whore, and boom they became friends (eventually something else but shhh)

me: remember when i called you a whore one February 14?
matt: ...
me: you're still a whore

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February 14

Where you make your dumb boyfriend buy you something or kick him in the balls :)🥰

You: “Hey babe did u get me anything?”

Him: “No whats today again”
You: “February 14 duh valentines day”
Him: “Oh yea no”
You: “Kick him in the balls” 😩

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February 14

today is a special day for couples to celebrate their love and happiness.

"ofc you should love each other it's February 14!
"happy valentine's day babe!"

"happy valentine's day baby!! i love u"

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February 14

the day after guys ask our girls they hate just to break there hearts in Valentine’s Day

Mikey:hey I like you
Cali:ok....
Mikey:want to date me:
Cali:sure
NEXT DAY AKA FEBRUARY 14
Cali:hey it’s Valentine’s Day
Mikey:yeah about that...
Cali:...
Mikey:IT WAS A PRANK!!!!! I NEVER LIKED YOU!!!!!!
Cali:your joking
Mikey:NOPE
CALI:😤😤😤😤😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤯🤯🤯🤯😡🥶🥶🥶🥺🥺🥺🥺🤧🤧🤧🤧

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