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or Johnny
Denotes a slang term of condom,
Used in the UK as is the word rubber to the same meaning
rubber johnnie is also common
make sure you use a johnnie when you screw her
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Johnny is a person you don't want to mess with. Although most Johnny's are short they know how to fight and will fight for you especially if you're his girl. If you're ever lucky enough to have a Johnny in your life don't ever let him go because you will regret it. Johnny , one if an absolutely incredible massive cocktail. He is an absolute fuck machine who loves to please his woman first. Johnny, A very handsome and attractive man. You ever seen super man, well that's him except he is even sexier and cuter.
Johnny the best friend you could ever want to have. I wish I had a Johnny.
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A short self centered asshole who gets no pussy and is still a virgin as a senior in high school. He lied to his friends and thinks he can fight anyone when he’s literally 5 feet tall.
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Street name for Gabapentin, shit to give you an effect similar to opioids
“Yooo bro I was so fucked up on 10 johnnies last night, was walking around like a penguin
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Being passed up for a promotion/job that was promised to you; a decision typically made by Administration, wherein an employee works diligently for a position/promotion and Administration decides to hire someone else.
Bob: Hey, did you hear Mark didn't get the job after all?!
Frank: What?!! He was next in line!
Bob: I know man... they Johnnied him...
(usually followed by a moment of silence or an expletive, expressing an outrage for the injustice brought down by The Man)
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British English - slang meaning condom
Arrdee: "If I beat it I ain't wearing a johnny"
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A derogatory word used to describe a crippled horse jockey.
Also said when you kill the President of the United States.
Person 1: Did you know about that dumbass Johnny that moved here?
Person 2: I bet 20 dollars he has a name like Johnny Joestar or Diego Brando
Person 1: You bet?!
Person 2: Yeah! Lets go shoot him with nail clippings
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