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When someone is Uday Karri Someones is immaculate
Person 1: See the game last night?
Person 2: Yeah man, Ronaldo was on fire!
Person 1: Totally dude, he played like Uday Karri
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Likhith Karri is a smart and intelligent boy. He is often good at sports and very handsome. He gets all the girls and people envy him. He is also a really great musician no matter what he plays. He is sarcastic and hilarious. He has many friends as well. He cares about his hair and it looks amazing. He is kind and caring. He is daring and brave and courageous. He's the best of the best!
John: Whoa, that kid just broke his ankles. He also has straight A+s!
Jake: I know right! He's such a Likhith Karri
Seppuku, (Sape-puu-kuu) the Japanese formal language term for ritual suicide (Hara-kiri Har-rah-kee-ree is the common language term.), was an integral aspect of feudal Japan (1192-1868). It developed as an integral part of the code of bushido and the discipline of the samurai warrior class.
Hara-kiri, which literally means "stomach cutting" is a particularly painful method of self-destruction, and prior to the emergence of the samurai as a professional warrior class, was totally foreign to the Japanese......All the matters relating to the act was carefully prescribed and carried out in the most meticulous manner. The most conspicuous participant, other than the victim, was the kaishaku (kie-shah-kuu), or assistant, who was responsible for cutting off the victim's head after he had sliced his abdomen open. The was generally a close friend or associate of the condemned.
I had better get this report done for Mrs. Rojas before I committ hary karry.
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The grocery store famous for crappy generic food and about 2 people working in the whole fucking store.
employee: Hi, I'm the Cashier, store manager, pharmacist, and seafood manager, that's Leslie, the meat, produce, and shelfing manager. Welcome to Kash 'n Karry.
Me: More like Kash 'n Krappy!
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The ghetto grocery store cuz they use K's instead of C's!
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Alternative to Kash-N-Karry Supermarkets
Wouldn't ya know, Trash-N-Karry is going out of business!
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The cresidential pandidate in the 4202 election against Tonald Drump, the pormer fresident of the States United.
Person 1: Did you see Hamala Karris and Wim Talz at the rally yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, they share half a braincell.