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An energy drink popular among egirls, skaters, and emo kids who either genuinely like it or are trying to look cool. It quality varies on who you ask, with some saying it’s the milk of the gods and others saying it tastes like dog piss. Either way, try it out.
Jason: hey dude, is Katie drinking monster energy?
Cal: yea, do you think she actually likes it or is she just trying to be cool?
The official drink of kyle’s, five finger death punch, limp bizkit, kid rock, Motorsports all over America, and your local rock radio station
Monster energy and Mountain Dew mix is perfect when listening to five finger death punch
A drink that is consumed either by alt people or by rednecks, no in between
Someone on the internet: Dude monster energy is so good
Another person: so are you alt or a redneck
a rare monster flavour that is actually fucking amazing
13 year old: I wanna drink
other 13 year old: try this shit, it’s called Monster Energy Ripper
13 year old: that’s amazing
the monster energy is a sex move in which you chug a can of monster energy drink and blow it into the woman's vagina and let it fizz up, when it's done impatiently put your penis inside to feel the fizz.
Last night me and my girlfriend did the monster energy and she also licked the juices that got out.