the neglect look

When you wear black dress shoes instead of wearing gay white reebok's so that The Boys wont make fun of you.

"Danny, don't wear those white Reebok's, they'll make fun of you for wearing THOSE. Here, wear these black dress shoes. They're cool."
"Uh, no thanks."
" Come on, its the neglect look.

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Niki Neglection

A myspace famous scene girl with blonde hair over her black hair and extensions.

Niki Neglection is so fetch.

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Don't Neglect the Balls

Words used to describe a person in your workplace who possesses a PhD in Epic Douchebaggery.

A typical "DNB" will do things far beyond what any normal person will do to please their superiors; often without any additional compensation, reward or recognition.

DNB's alienate their peers due to their weasely kissy-ass nature, and often believe they hold an advanced supervisory position - often implied by their boss in order to boost their ball attentiveness.

Boss - "I see you are making deliveries after work on your own time...but don't neglect the balls!"

Employee - "Gargle Gargle!" ("Yes Sir!")

Boss - "Um, SURE you're the nightshift super*mumble*...as long as you keep letting me know who's goofing around!"

Employee - "Gargle Gargle!"

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Bubble wrap neglect

when some one throws away bubble wrap with out popping the bubbles.

lil jonny: dad what are you doing with the unpopped bubble wrap
Dad:why im throwing it away son.
lil jonny: but that is bubble wrap neglect

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child neglect mullet

A naturally forming mullet on a child due to the lack of regular hair cuts.

Hey look at the child neglect mullet on that toddler.

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never neglect the balls

Whilst giving a blowjob / hand job, one should NEVER neglect the balls. Neglecting the balls can be very dissatisfying for a male.

Man 1: "Man, she was the worst blowjob I've ever had"

Man 2: "Why's that?"

Man 1: "She neglected the balls dude..."

Man 2: "OOOOO, I feel for you brother. Never neglect the balls"

fitness neglection program

Slang used by people who really hate working out. like the "witness protection program"

Woman: "Hey Sally, wanna come with me to the gym?
Sally: "No thanks. I'm in the fitness neglection program."